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Darkest souls..
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"The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us"
--Dr. Samuel Loomis
--Dr. Samuel Loomis
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
2 min read
......
McMurphy zdjął rękę z pleców dziewczyny i spojrzał w zamyśleniu najpierw na mnie. potem na Hardinga; znów miał na twarzy ten dziwny, zmęczony wyraz. Zapytał, co z nami, dlaczego nie włożymy ciuchów i nie zwiejemy razem z nim?
- Jeszcze niezupełnie jestem gotów, Mack - odparł Harding.
- A myślisz, że ja jestem?
Harding przypatrywał mu się przez chwilę w milczeniu, po czym uśmiechnął się i rzekł:
- Nie, nie rozumiesz. Będę gotów za kilka tygodni. Ale chcę to zrobić sam i po swojemu, wyjść głównym wejściem, po załatwieniu wszystkich koniecznych formalności. Chce, żeby żona przyjechała po mnie o określonej godzinie. Chcę. żeby wiedzieli, że potrafiłem wyjść stąd w ten sposób.
McMurphy skinął głową.
- A ty, Wodzu?
- Jeszcze niezupełnie jestem gotów, Mack - odparł Harding.
- A myślisz, że ja jestem?
Harding przypatrywał mu się przez chwilę w milczeniu, po czym uśmiechnął się i rzekł:
- Nie, nie rozumiesz. Będę gotów za kilka tygodni. Ale chcę to zrobić sam i po swojemu, wyjść głównym wejściem, po załatwieniu wszystkich koniecznych formalności. Chce, żeby żona przyjechała po mnie o określonej godzinie. Chcę. żeby wiedzieli, że potrafiłem wyjść stąd w ten sposób.
McMurphy skinął głową.
- A ty, Wodzu?
- Już mi nic nie jest. Nie wiem tylko, dokąd się udać. Zresztą ktoś powinien tu zostać jeszcze parę tygodni i dopilnować. żeby rzeczy nie zaczęły powracać do dawnego stanu.
- A co z Billym. Sefeltem, Fredricksonem i resztą?
- Nie mogę mówić za nich - rzekł Harding. - Wciąż mają swoje problemy, tak samo jak my wszyscy. Pod wieloma względami są nadal chorymi ludźmi. Ale przynajmniej są chorymi ludźmi, a nie królikami, Mack. Może kiedyś będą zdrowi. Tego nie wiem.
McMurphy zastanawiał się nad tym przez chwilę, wpatrzony w wierzchy swoich dłoni. Znów spojrzał na Hardinga.
- Harding, na czym to polega? Co się dzieje?
- Chodzi ci o nas?
McMurphy przytaknął.
Harding potrząsnął głową.
Chyba nie umiem ci odpowiedzieć. Och. pewnie mógłbym ci wyłożyć całą freudowską teorię ozdobioną pięknymi słówkami i wytuszczyć, co według niej np że być powodem, ale to wcale nie zbliżyłoby nas do sedna. Chcesz "znać przyczyny powodów, a tych nie umiem ci podać. W każdym razie nie za innych. A w moim przypadku? Poczucie winy. Wstyd. Lęk. Niedocenianie siebie. W młodym wieku odkryłem, że jestem... bądźmy wielkoduszni i powiedzmy "inny". To lepsze, ogólniejsze słowo od tego, którym zwykle posługują się ludzie. Pozwalałem sobie na pewne praktyki, które społeczeństwo uważa za wstydliwe. I zachorowałem. Nie sądzę. żeby powodem były akurat te praktyki, raczej świadomość, że wskazuje na mnie potężny, karzący palec społeczeństwa a donośny głos milionów powtarza: "Wstyd. Wstyd. Wstyd. Tak społeczeństwo postępuje z odmieńcami.
- Nie mogę mówić za nich - rzekł Harding. - Wciąż mają swoje problemy, tak samo jak my wszyscy. Pod wieloma względami są nadal chorymi ludźmi. Ale przynajmniej są chorymi ludźmi, a nie królikami, Mack. Może kiedyś będą zdrowi. Tego nie wiem.
McMurphy zastanawiał się nad tym przez chwilę, wpatrzony w wierzchy swoich dłoni. Znów spojrzał na Hardinga.
- Harding, na czym to polega? Co się dzieje?
- Chodzi ci o nas?
McMurphy przytaknął.
Harding potrząsnął głową.
Chyba nie umiem ci odpowiedzieć. Och. pewnie mógłbym ci wyłożyć całą freudowską teorię ozdobioną pięknymi słówkami i wytuszczyć, co według niej np że być powodem, ale to wcale nie zbliżyłoby nas do sedna. Chcesz "znać przyczyny powodów, a tych nie umiem ci podać. W każdym razie nie za innych. A w moim przypadku? Poczucie winy. Wstyd. Lęk. Niedocenianie siebie. W młodym wieku odkryłem, że jestem... bądźmy wielkoduszni i powiedzmy "inny". To lepsze, ogólniejsze słowo od tego, którym zwykle posługują się ludzie. Pozwalałem sobie na pewne praktyki, które społeczeństwo uważa za wstydliwe. I zachorowałem. Nie sądzę. żeby powodem były akurat te praktyki, raczej świadomość, że wskazuje na mnie potężny, karzący palec społeczeństwa a donośny głos milionów powtarza: "Wstyd. Wstyd. Wstyd. Tak społeczeństwo postępuje z odmieńcami.
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Przerwa.
1 min read
Studia wymagają wyrzeczeń toteż nie będę chyba w najbliższym czasie nic rysować.
Chyba,że będzie dłuższe wolne :>
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O mnie !
14 min read
I copy it from Kodelaine 
EMO
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday. (._.)
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[X] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled.
[X] I wear many band shirts.
[X] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[X] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[X] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 5
NERD
[ ] I have straight A's.
[X] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[X] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[X] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[X] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[X] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 6
REBEL
[X] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[X] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[X] I stand up for what I think is right.
[X] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[X] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[X] I won't listen to authority figures.
[X] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[X] I'm always arguing with people.
[X] I love debate.
[X] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[X] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[X] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[X] I only respect my own beliefs.
[X] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[X] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[X] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 16
JOCK
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[X] I eat a lot.
[X] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 2
COMEDIAN
[X] I'm funny.
[X] I'm always making jokes.
[X] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[X] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[X] I'm sarcastic.
[X] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[X] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[X] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[X] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[X] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[X] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[X] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 12
SHY
[X] I don't have a lot of friends
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[X] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[X] I look down when I walk.
[X] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly.
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[X] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 5
GOTHIC
[X] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[X] I love creepy, weird movies.
[X] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[X] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[X] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain.
[X] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[X] I love to scare people.
[X] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me.
Total: 8
WEIRDO.
[X] I talk to myself.
[ ] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[X] People laugh at me.
[X] I walk really funny.
[X] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[X] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[X] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[X] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 7
ANTISOCIAL
[X] I don't like most people.
[X] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday. (._.)
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[X] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled.
[X] I wear many band shirts.
[X] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[X] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[X] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 5
NERD
[ ] I have straight A's.
[X] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[X] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[X] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[X] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[X] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 6
REBEL
[X] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[X] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[X] I stand up for what I think is right.
[X] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[X] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[X] I won't listen to authority figures.
[X] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[X] I'm always arguing with people.
[X] I love debate.
[X] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[X] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[X] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[X] I only respect my own beliefs.
[X] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[X] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[X] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 16
JOCK
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[X] I eat a lot.
[X] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 2
COMEDIAN
[X] I'm funny.
[X] I'm always making jokes.
[X] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[X] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[X] I'm sarcastic.
[X] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[X] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[X] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[X] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[X] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[X] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[X] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 12
SHY
[X] I don't have a lot of friends
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[X] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[X] I look down when I walk.
[X] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly.
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[X] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 5
GOTHIC
[X] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[X] I love creepy, weird movies.
[X] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[X] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[X] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain.
[X] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[X] I love to scare people.
[X] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me.
Total: 8
WEIRDO.
[X] I talk to myself.
[ ] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[X] People laugh at me.
[X] I walk really funny.
[X] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[X] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[X] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[X] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 7
ANTISOCIAL
[X] I don't like most people.
[X] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare
[X] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[X] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[X] I live in my room. On the computer...
[X] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[X] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[X] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[X] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[X] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[X] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world
[X] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[X] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[X] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[X] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[X] I live in my room. On the computer...
[X] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[X] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[X] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[X] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[X] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[X] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world
[X] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[X] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[X] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[X] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 15
SKATER
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[X] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 1
GANGSTER/HOOD
[X] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[X] I don't give a fuck about school.
[X] I steal/have stolen before.
[X] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my nigs.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[X] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 5
BULLY
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[X] I get in trouble all the time.
[X] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[X] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[X] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[X] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 5
GAMER
[ ] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[X] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[ ] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[X] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 2
GIRLY
[X] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up every day.
[X] I carry a purse.
[X] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[ ] I paint my nails
[X] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[X] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[X] I like flowers.
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father.
[X] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[X] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 8
BOYISH
[ ] I have short hair.
[ ] I hate doing laundry.
[X] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[ ] People say I have a deep voice
[X] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[ ] My room isn't neat.
[X] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[X] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight.
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read
[X] I don't ask for help even if I need it.
Total: 5
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[X] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 15
SKATER
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[X] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 1
GANGSTER/HOOD
[X] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[X] I don't give a fuck about school.
[X] I steal/have stolen before.
[X] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my nigs.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[X] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 5
BULLY
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[X] I get in trouble all the time.
[X] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[X] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[X] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[X] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 5
GAMER
[ ] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[X] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[ ] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[X] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 2
GIRLY
[X] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up every day.
[X] I carry a purse.
[X] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[ ] I paint my nails
[X] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[X] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[X] I like flowers.
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father.
[X] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[X] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 8
BOYISH
[ ] I have short hair.
[ ] I hate doing laundry.
[X] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[ ] People say I have a deep voice
[X] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[ ] My room isn't neat.
[X] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[X] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight.
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read
[X] I don't ask for help even if I need it.
Total: 5
SHY - 5
ANTISOCIAL - 15
GAMER - 2
BOYISH - 5
WEIRDO- 7
EMO - 5
GOTHIC - 8
NERD - 6
REBEL - 16
COMEDIAN - 12
SKATER - 1
GIRLY - 8
GANGSTER/HOOD - 5
JOCK - 2
BULLY - 5
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Businessdogs
1 min read
Dobra przyznaję,to głupie ale mam fazę na mężczyzn w garniakach <333
W związku z tym postanowiłam stworzyć komiks o psach biznesmenach.
Konkretnego pomysłu nie mam jeszcze,najprawdopodobniej każdy odcinek będzie o tym,co akurat wpadnie mi do głowy.
Zanim jednak zacznę tworzyć,to wolałabym stworzyć postacie,co jest oczywiste.
Będę tu wstawiać po kolei każdą postać.
Pozdroo.
So... I have a holiday now and I'm so bored,because my every day is the same.
I began drawing. I want make a comic about businessdogs. I don't know the details,but I'm drawing some characters.
I hope You like it 
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